“My Funny Junk s.2013: My Contribution to History” is a literary project in cooperation with Grandma Glasses. It aims to bring awareness in a subtle and light-hearted manner. It’s not satire. And it’s not fiction either. It’s an entertaining and meaningful literary junk by radical writers.
At the plenary hall, everyone is seated except for two senators.
The marshall : “Mr and Mrs Juan Dela Cruz will you please come to order.”
Mr J Dela Cruz : “I will have brewed coffee please.”
Mrs J Dela Cruz : “Latte but no sugar for me two.”
Funny Junk #2
In a geography class,
Girl : Do you know where is the Philippines?
Boy : It’s the country where you should be.
Girl : Where is it? (looks at map)
Boy : Not far from the sea
Funny Junk #3
Subconsciously we dream, and from a colleague’s narration this is my point:
PHL sin tax (*english translation in progress)
Mommy Glo: Eds may yosi ka ba jan?
Edwards : Naku Mommy Glo wala po..may sin tax kasi dito kay San Pedro. (sabay abot na lng ng lighter)
(*trans: “what does it mean?”)